Night Shift is the first in a series of short plays originally started around the beginning of 2001, and still ongoing to this day focusing on a un-named prisoner of war camp told in a very Harold Pinter kind of voice - ie very black humored.
There is a number of other pieces in this series alas not complete which i will share in due course, but I hope you like this.
In contrast to some of the other plays mentioned so far, this one is unproduced but I hope it will be someday.
(SETTING: PRISON BLOCK)
(PLACE:
UNKNOWN)
(TIME:
NOW (OR NOW-ISH)
(SCENCY
IS SLIGHT BUT
AS THE PLAY BEGINS
TWO SOLDIERS WALK
AS THE PLAY BEGINS
TWO SOLDIERS WALK
FROM
THE LEFT OF THE STAGE).
(THE
TWO SOLDIERS ARE
SOMEWHERE IN THEIR 30’S
OR 40’S).
SOMEWHERE IN THEIR 30’S
OR 40’S).
(THE
FIRST SOLDIER GOES
THROUGH THE FIRST DOOR
THROUGH THE FIRST DOOR
AND
THEN COMES BACK OUT)
(THE
SECOND SOLDIER GOES
THROUGH THE SECOND DOOR
AND COMES BACK OUT)
THROUGH THE SECOND DOOR
AND COMES BACK OUT)
(THE
FIRST SOLDIER STOPS
AT THE THIRD DOOR)
AT THE THIRD DOOR)
Soldier
1:
Do
I have to?
Soldier
2:
It’s
your turn.
Soldier
1:
No
it isn’t.
Soldier
2:
Yes
it is.
Soldier
1:
Like
hell, it is.
Soldier
2:
It’s
your turn.
Soldier
1:
No,
it bloody ain’t.
Soldier
2:
But
you swapped with me
On
the time before last.
Soldier
1:
No,
I didn’t. You’re getting
Me
confused over Room 5.
(SOLDIER
1 TURNS
AWAY
FROM LOOKING
AT
THE DOOR)
Soldier 2:
No
I’m not. You
Swapped
me with me
The
time before last.
Soldier 1:
You
told me in
The
bar last night
You
would go in there tonight.
Soldier
2:
I didn’t say that. You
Agreed that with Bobby.
Soldier
1:
Bobby was on the day shift.
Remember?
(PAUSE)
I agreed it with you.
Soldier
2:
I
still ain’t going in there.
He
ain’t right. Have you heard
What
he did the other night
With
his shit?
Soldier 1:
I
don’t care. It’s still your
Turn.
Soldier 2:
There
is no way I am going
In
there.
Soldier 1:
I
don’t know what your bloody
Problem
is with him. That sod is so
scared
off me – he almost lines the
wall
with urine in fear when he sees
me
walk through his door with
my
stick.
(SOLDIER
2 TURNS HIS BACK)
(PAUSE)
Soldier 2:
It’s
your time. I went in there
Last
time.
Soldier
1:
No
you didn’t. I walked in
And
screamed out ‘don’t
Try
it sunshine, don’t even
Bloody
think about it as
Otherwise
they’ll be picking
Up
the remains of your head
From
the ceiling for the next
Two
weeks’ and I thought
He
was gonna burst out laughing
At
me. I soon set him
Straight,
you know.
Soldier
2:
That
was the time before.
(PAUSE)
It’s
your turn.
(PAUSE)
Do
you think I like going
In
there?
(PAUSE)
Did
you hear what
He
did to Colin the other week?
(PAUSE)
He
waited until Colin had put the
tray
on the floor and then leaped
On
him from the top of his
Bunk.
Soldier
1:
He
should have watched his back.
Soldier
2:
It
took four of them to
Get
us off him.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1:
I
don’t care. He should have
Watched
his back. If he had made
One
wrong move – knocked him
Off
that mattress so hard, he wouldn’t
Have
being able to go to the toilet
For
two days. I don’t care. It’s not my turn.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
2:
And
I’m telling you we swapped
over
the time before last when you
wanted
to go and see that little
Blonde
in Room 6.
Soldier
1:
That
was Paul.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
2:
No,
it wasn’t.
Soldier
1:
I’m
choosy who I sleep
with
and besides which
that
dirty sod spent half a hour
at
the end of our shift telling me in
graphic
detail how she nearly bit it off.
(PAUSE)
Soldier 2:
Soldier 2:
I
hadn’t heard
About
that.
Soldier
1:
Well,
you didn’t hear
It
from me.
Soldier
2:
Sugar.
Soldier
1:
I
am surprised
He
didn’t get shot
For
that.
Soldier
2:
I
don’t think I
want
to know any
more
about this.
Soldier
1:
You
started it all.
Soldier
2:
No,
I didn’t.
Soldier
1:
Yes,
you bloody did.
No,
I didn’t. We don’t have
the
time to stand here all
night
to talk about this. We
should
have being back on
B
Block ten minutes ago.
We’ll
get put on here
tomorrow
night too if
we
don’t hurry up.. For god’s
sake
just go in. I’ll go the
next
two times if you’ll simply go in.
(PAUSE)
You
know what the Colonel is like.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
2:
I
still don’t like it.
He’s
too quiet. He could
be
waiting round the other
Side
of the door.
He
could be watching
With
a nail..
Soldier
1:
For
god’s sake.
Just
go in
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1:
If
you are that scared
that
much I’ll go in
right
behind you.
Just
bang on the
door
and tell him to
stand
by the wall
And
don’t move until
you
hear the shuffle of
his
feet brush against
the
wall and if he doesn’t move
we’ll
go in and beat him
down
to the ground.
(PAUSE)
He
won’t look that much like
a
V.I.P. then.
(SOLDIER
1 BANGS ON
THE
DOOR)
Soldier
2:
He
ain’t moving.
(SOLDIER
2 PUTS HIS
HEAD IN HIS HANDS)
HEAD IN HIS HANDS)
Soldier
1:
For god’s sake.
Soldier
2:
I
think he’s dead.
Soldier 1:
He
bloody well better be dead.
(SOLDIER
1 THEN BANGS
ON
THE DOOR)
Soldier
1: (SHOUTING)
Against
the wall..
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1: (under breathe)
For
god’s sake.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1:
Against
the bloody wall.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1: (SHOUTING)
I
ain’t going to ask you
again.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1: (SHOUTING)
Against
the wall.
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1:
MOVE.
(BANG
FROM THE CELL)
Soldier
1:
About
time.
Soldier
2:
For
god’s sake, be careful.
Soldier
1:
I
don’t believe you
Sometimes.
Soldier
2:
I
don’t like it.
Soldier
1:
Do
you think I like it?
We’re
got another
Twenty
sodding cells
To
go through
(PAUSE)
Soldier
2:
I
just don’t like the
Fact
he is being so
Bloody
quiet.
Soldier
1:
Do you think I like
It
too?
(PAUSE)
Soldier
1:
We’re
got a bloody
Job
to do. Do you
Think
I like it too?
(PAUSE)
Soldier
2:
No.
Soldier
1:
Exactly.
I hate the way
We
have to check
On
him every night.
If
I had my day, I’ll
Line
the lot off them
Against
the wall
And
well…
(PAUSE)
Soldier
2:
That’s
a bit harsh.
Soldier
1:
I
don’t have time
To
stand here
And
debate politics
With
you. We’ve
Got
a job to do.
Soldier
2: (mumbles)
I
didn’t start bringing
politics
into this.
Soldier
1:
That
ain’t politics. It’s
A
bloody way of life.
Dog
eat Dog and only the
Strong
shall survive. SHITS
like
this CUNT deserve
everything
they have got coming
to
them. He chose the wrong
party.
He asked for everything
he
has got coming to me.
(PAUSE)
I’m
going in, bugger it.
If
that CUNT gives
Me
any grief that god
Help
him literally.
(PAUSE)
Cover
my back and if
He
moves one inch out
Off
place, smack him
On
the head til he begs
You
to stop whether
It’s
in English or
FUCKING
double dutch.
(SOLDIER
1 GOES
INTO THE CELL.
INTO THE CELL.
AFTER
A FEW SECONDS
SOLDIER 2 FOLLOWS)
SOLDIER 2 FOLLOWS)
(PAUSE
FOR A FEW SECONDS)
(A
SCREAM HITS
THE AIR)
THE AIR)
(THEY
BOTH COME BACK
OUT. SOLDIER 2 IS LOOKING
SHOCKED. SOLDIER 1 IS
GENTLY STROKING HIS
STICK WHICH HAS BLOOD
DRIPPING ON)
OUT. SOLDIER 2 IS LOOKING
SHOCKED. SOLDIER 1 IS
GENTLY STROKING HIS
STICK WHICH HAS BLOOD
DRIPPING ON)
Soldier
1:
Right,
next cell.
Come
on, we haven’t
Got
all night.
(FADE
TO BLACK)
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